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Oct 05

New Beginnings

Today has been an extremely bittersweet day for me. First, my friends, well they are really family but it’s hard to explain how but they just are, had their baby today. I’ve spent the entire pregnancy praying (the closest I could come up with) for this baby. Stevie, the baby momma, had some issue that …

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Jun 12

Foot Baths and Saber Tooth Tigers

I fell asleep during therapy today. My therapist went to the restroom, and in the two minutes she was gone, I fell flat out asleep. I got back to my mom’s house and tried to use her foot bath (you know the awesome jiggly massage tubs of warm heaven)  from like 1987, and the fucker …

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Jun 02

A Day in which I Woke Up to My Hallway Pretending to be a Bog

It’s so fucking ridiculous, it’s definitely my life.  The day after we put my dad into hospice, I wake up, step out into my hallway and my foot squishes into our glorious, soggy carpet. My first thought was ‘did the Viking or I pee on the floor here in our sleep?’ until I took another …

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Jun 01

No, It’s Totally Normal for Me to Start Crying in the McDonald’s Drive Through

The first person who says something about me eating at McDonald’s gets punched in the throat by my bunny. Yes, It has been that sort of day. Yes, I know it is “drive thru” not “drive through,” but fuck you that’s why. I’m sorry. We put Dad into hospice today. My heart hurts. I know …

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Nov 15

It’s part of my charm

Okay, Okay… I am terrible this month. I won’t try to make excuses for myself, I will only beg forgiveness. I haven’t really been writing or anything cool. I’ve just been trying to get my shit together. Sometimes a person just has to get their shit together.   I’m one of those people who look …

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Sep 20

The Blogospere is Telling Me Something

I’ve tried to write a post three times today. The first two where just ‘meh,’ and the third attempt was semi-decent until I blew it up. BLEW IT UP. It was about happiness and how I am blessed and shit. I think something is telling me you people aren’t wanting to read about that, and …

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Sep 09

I Hate My Damned TV

Pathetic Frech Bulldog

Or: I have PMS Rage Issues Right Now I am not one of those pretentious sods who says they hate television and then launch into a diatribe about how worthless modern television is.  I really enjoy some television, and some of it is really bad television. I can watch me some What Not to Wear …

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Mar 13

Itsa Horgi

My mood dictates that I should not be around human or attempting to communicate with them. I decided to scour the pages of Utterly Cute to bring you guys something far more a heart warming and interesting than me bitching. I found it. Presenting a husky corgi mix or a horgi: One day I am …

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Mar 06

The Kinder, Gentler Selina

… is not really happening right now. I decided I had stuff I needed to get done today, so I set my alarm clock for 11am, and then laid awake until 9am. I bumped around my house like a slobbering ghoul until 3pm when I took a two hour nap. I slept and dreamed sweet …

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Mar 05

Value Judgement

Okay, let me give you some background, so you cats can understand were this is all spinning from. Kathleen turned me on to two things: the documentary I Am and the book Women Food and God by Geneen Roth. These two things kind of help solidify somethings that have been, and continue to, bounce around …

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