So, last night I OD’ed on caffeine. I might not bring it up except that I blogged in the middle of it AND sent The Bloggess direct messages (I told her she is the David Bowie of blogging). Social media is awesome because it means you can send your idol really insane messages while whacked …
January 2012 archive
Jan 30
The Blog in which I Explain How to Eat Yogurt With Anger
I found way to eat yogurt in a manner that displays annoyance. I fucking win at life. Until two minutes ago I was angrily scooping Great Value Light Nonfat Orange Creme pie yogurt into my mouth and crunching the crushed vanilla wafers in a forceful manner then scraping the sides of the little plastic container …
Jan 28
I Will Flagellate Myself Later
That word does not mean what you think it means. I would never write about that here, my sister reads this sometimes!!! Perv. (Twitter, on the other hand, is a different story.) January has been a slacker month for my writing. I was diseased for the first part of it and then my uterus tried …
Jan 24
Uh-huh
I want some fucking chocolate. That’s right. Chocolate. So I am drinking wine. Fuzzy baby wookiee puppy I don’t really have anything to say. Well, nothing coherent, interesting, or even remotely blogworthy. How is this different from most blog days? Because I included a picture of the cutest puppy ever. I should probably keep writing …
Jan 19
Steam…
… I have none. I think all that self righteous yesterday wore me smooth out. (Yes, I know that sentence was grammatically in correct, assholes.) Watching the energy and passion yesterday was truly inspiring and made me very proud. I did my tiny bit. I am not going to make this another SOPA/PIPA blog, though, …
Jan 17
I am Going to Break Things, but It Is for a Good Cause
So I had a funny blog planned out in my head. I am still going to write it, but I got caught up reading about the SOPA black out protest tomorrow. That’s right cats and kittens, SOPA and PIPA (a bill much like SOPA) are still in congress. I’ve ranted and ranted and ranted about …
Jan 14
Sometimes It takes the Lesson a Few Times to Sink In
I know all of the cool kids talk about how crazy they are. If you want to be hip and edgy, you talk about all of your crazy bits, sometimes you even try to out crazy other people. There is an entire internet genre of Sylvia Plath bloggers, journaling through their pain on blogs. Sometimes …
Jan 12
I Live!
So, I am no longer mostly dead. I still feel like crap, but it is a much more manageable amount of crap. I have a feeling that I will be ready to get back to normal life by Monday, which is fantastic. First a story about a funny dream I had: I was getting married …
Jan 07
I might be a bit of an emo queen
Background: I started having sinus and chest issues before Christmas, and they never really went away. They got much better, and I was able to power through Christmas but they were always there. Wednesday, my chest congestion and cough came back with vengeance. (I didn’t write Thursday because I actually hate writing about how bad …
Jan 03
Growing Up is Some Strange Shit
Woo Woo, my first of 2012! Okay, that is the enthusiasm I can muster. I was up until 6am this morning working on my rewrite because I am slipping back into crazy writer mode. I am not entirely sure what day it is, and I am mostly still thinking about what is going on with …
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