January 30, 2012 archive

The Blog in which I Explain How to Eat Yogurt With Anger

I found way to eat yogurt in a manner that displays annoyance. I fucking win at life. Until two minutes ago I was angrily scooping Great Value Light Nonfat Orange Creme pie yogurt into my mouth and crunching the crushed vanilla wafers in a forceful manner then scraping the sides of the little plastic container …

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