March 2012 archive

I’ve Seen Stranger Things Here than a Live Monkey

Today, I ventured out. When I say I went out, I mean my ass woke up at 6:30 this morning, took a shower, got dressed, put on eye make-up and sunblock and was on the road at 9am. I did TWO social activities. First I went to the Medieval Fair with Renee and her family, …

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Winning at the Internet

Winner of the internet

May I present to you two stories of winning at the internet: First tale takes place yesterday when I was absolutely giddy with with sleep deprivation. (Yes, I am using that as an excuse for my really bizarre behavior.) I am still a member of that god awful dating site, even though nothing good has …

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This Too Shall Pass

I am fighting strange bouts of depression right now. (I know, I know, no foreplay with that one. I went straight into the hardcore stuff.) I have been since last week. This isn’t one of those really bad periods that I have went through in the past. I just have hours in a day every …

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A Peek into My Mind

yet another pic of a corgi puppy

First and foremost, I give you cats what you want and what my site is becoming known for: a picture of a baby corgi. This was from the header of a funny story about Rick Santorum. My friends link me things with corgis and about The Hunger Games, because they know these things make me …

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Small Things

On it, Bitch

I’m reading The Hunger Games again. I might read it a third time in a row. I don’t know.  I understand it is insane to read a book three times in a row, but that’s how I roll. I was feeling pretty bleak today. I was feeling “crying in the shower” bleak today. Today is …

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What I Did Last Night (Read The Hunger Games)

The cover of the book The Hunger Games

So instead of writing last night,  I sent out my first submission letter, which felt like a huge deal, even though it probably isn’t. I thought about my where to go next with my story. I also read The Hunger Games By Suzanne Collins. I consider it working, sorta. I have accidentally started reviewing things …

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Writers are whiny bitches.

Supa man

My father taught me many wonderful things and filled my childhood with strange and wondrous stories that I probably can’t go into here. If we know each other in real life, ask me about the anaconda or the princess and the eunuch. (BTW, I didn’t know what a eunuch was for many of the years …

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Rush, Rush!

Yes, I do mean to quote that Paula Abdul song that had Keanu Reeves in the video. Or, I could mean that I messed up my shoulder a bit earlier in the week and pissed it off when I exercise, so I had to lay down to let it chill out and fell into a …

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Itsa Horgi

My mood dictates that I should not be around human or attempting to communicate with them. I decided to scour the pages of Utterly Cute to bring you guys something far more a heart warming and interesting than me bitching. I found it. Presenting a husky corgi mix or a horgi: One day I am …

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Books, Boobs, and Brains

One of the fantastic things about the internet is, even though it is jam packed with douche noodles, it has a really cool community of internet creatures to balance out some of the doucheyness. Artists, writers, humorist, oddball celebrities all hang out on the internet trying to do our thing. And the surprising thing is, …

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