June 2012 archive

I Made A Circus Freak

fancy corgi

I used to work at the public library here in my hometown. I worked with this adorable high school girl who I think is turning into an incredible young woman. Anyway, she moved to East Moose Screw, Canada. She was at the library visiting yesterday. Okay that is a strange place to start the story, …

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I Love My Life

BLOOOD

So, I know I have been kinda melancholy lately, not like depressed or wanting to cut myself to prove to myself I’m alive or anything, but just not my normal fucked up cheery self. I had been frustrated and stressed and worried. Blah Blah Blah. Today, I had one of those simple glorious moments that …

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Wibbly Wobbly

giraffe baby smile

< That makes me happy. The giraffe-y face of melty happiness. He is yet another wonderful thing I got from Kathleen. This week my blogs have been exceedingly uninspired or rants. They haven’t been up to what I normally write. I’ve had a lot on my mind, and I’ve had plenty going on. I am …

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Fracking Freaking Frick

Okay, here are a few problems. I have been bitten by every bug in central Oklahoma and mobbed by every speck of pollen. The pollen came carrying clubs because pollens are assholes. I had to consume copious amounts of antihistamines so I don’t scrape off all of my skin with my razor sharp switch blade …

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The New “F-Word”

Okay. okay, hold on to your hats cats and kittens, we are about to have another feminist rant. This spawns from a Facebook thing between the lovely women at Rock The Slut Vote and another well written fellow feminist Wendy Gittleson, who wrote a blog about the use of the words slut and vagina. She …

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Challenge Accepted

Saturday my friend Sara O’Flaherty challenged me, along with several others to do a “who am I” meme blog. I thought it would be fun to accept. I’m thirty years old. There were earthquakes on my birthday. It was a sign that this decade is going to be sheer awesome. I’m a writer and handler …

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It’s Really Not Complicated

weird love

For obvious reasons, I have been thinking about love a lot lately. There are so many kinds in my life. Some I’m good at; others I still have a lot to learn about. I’m enough of a dirty touchy-feely hippie to think that love is a gift. I believe we should love as many different …

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Things I have Learned on the Internet

I’m a creature of the internet, and the internet is full of many many lessons. Everyone is a moron, aside from you. Sometimes this feels very true, like when you see people arguing against evolution or global warming. There are so many times that I want to tell people that they are wrong and outline …

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The Brain, It Hurts.

Roosevelt on a moose

I was texting with the Viking earlier while he was helping his Tina fix stuff. (Yes, the Viking can fix things, AND he promised to teach me to weld. Score!) I told him he was good people and being good people was highly undervalued now. [Okay, I’m going to pause here for a second to …

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Listen Up, Bitches!

Okay, my pretties, it is time for us to have another talk about that dreaded feminism thing. I assume that anyone who reads this regularly is either a feminist, loves a feminist, or is a masochist that likes to read terrible rants about gender issues, so I’m not going to outline why we need to …

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