Baby Wipe on a Mag-lite

Disgruntled doughnut

He looks like he knows what is coming.

 

Last night I was going to watch my niece and nephew but there was a crisis in my Tina family so I decided to stay at Tina’s house just in case we were needed for back up. This is what happened.I had some errands to run for my family so I go out yesterday. Since I am a sucker and I love Samantha I decided to get some Krispie Kremes. I told them to give me some rainbow sprinkle doughnuts, some glazed, and just to through whatever else will fill out the dozen.  We ended up with Disgruntled Doughnut.  Last night I asked my professional photographer BFF to take a picture. This was the beginning of it

sick and twisted people

Who stabbed Disgruntled Doughnut in the Face?

We decided Disgruntled Doughnut needed more reason to look so disgruntled so two grown ass women stuck a fork in Disgruntled Doughnut’s face. Tina added red sprinkles for blood and put them on black construction paper for a better photograph. We made art from doughnuts.

Oh the humanity

Oh the carnage

This was the natural progression. Disgruntled Doughnut had to be done in.  If you look closely you can see his brains leaking out of his head wound.
I don’t know if other people will appreciate the awesomeness of the doughnut photo shoot. Tina and I laughed so hard we were snorting. My stomache muscles are actually sore this morning from laughing so hard last night.
I asked Tina to take some pictures of me because my hair is so different from the last time I got a picture taken. Tuesday Megan cut atleast six inches of hair off the back of my head and gave me Bette Page bangs.  Also, I have a best friend who is a professional photography (she argues with me when I say that) so I am going to se that for all I am worth and get free photos when I can.
The benefit for her is she has a willing subject to try new ideas out on. I have no clue how to hold my face, I can’t fake smile to save my life, and I always look in the exact wrong place every time but I hold still a hell of a lot better than a two year old or a puppy so we do okay. I tell myself this anyway so I don’t feel like I am taking advantage of her mad skills.  Last night she was trying to take some very particular shots and there was a weird shadow that she was battling. Mid pose she stopped and told me to stay just like I was. She ran off and came back with a Mag-lite flashlight. That is funny enough by itself because she had a cop roommate that taught her to use a Mag-lite as a deadly weapon.
Anyway, she propped the Mag-lite on her shoulder and assured me that she had no plans to kill me. I don’t have any life insurance so I was pretty sure I was safe. She tried using the flashlight to battle the errant shadow but the light was too intense. Once again she told me to stay still and she covered the Mag-lite with a baby wipe and secured it with a hairband that I left laying about like a heathen. Last night will forever be the night of the disgruntled doughnut and baby wipe on the Mag-lite.
So much strange and stressful shit is going on in our lives. Being goofy and laughing so hard last night was better than a week on the beach. Best friends are a blessing and I suspect that whatever Krispie Kreme employee put that put that doughnut in my dozen will never know what he started.
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