Category: Batshit

Oct 06

Blessing

Hell, Grand Cayman

Today, I’m taking a deep breath and counting my blessing. The past two years of my life have been difficult. The past year has been extremely so. I’ve spent it either in the rush of whatever current emergency I was in, trying desperately to rest up from the last emergency, or trying to tell myself …

Continue reading

Share

Sep 27

Hate and Bigorty are Not the American Way.

So, I’m going to say somethings that will piss people off, but my give a shit is broken. Be a bigot if you want. That is absolutely your choice. Stop telling people it is because you are a patriot or a good Christian. You are being neither. We believe in freedom of religion in this …

Continue reading

Share

Sep 17

Mexican Lung Chupacabras

Holding a sea turtle on Grand Cayman

I went on my vacation with the Viking. It was the best time of my life. I think most people would have to work hard to have a bad time with the same vacation I had. The hotel in New Orleans was wonderful, and the cruise was gorgeous. I think what made it the best …

Continue reading

Share

Sep 07

Consent

So, we’re having this conversation, AGAIN.   The Google defines consent as permission for something to happen or agreement to do something. Sounds pretty straight forward, right? Why do we keep botching it up, then? Let me lay it out in pretty simple terms: if the other person does not say “yes” or is too …

Continue reading

Share

Aug 12

Oh, Captain, My Captain

I’ve been torn about writing anything about the death of Robin Williams since I found out last night. Part of me feels silly for being so utterly sad because of the death of a man I never knew, and part of me feels like it is a bit bandwagon-y. Then I realized that is all …

Continue reading

Share

Jul 23

Random Stuffs

I have a bunch of random stuffs from my brain. I’mma throw them out to you. Tall Woman Win: I just changed a light bulb. All I had to do to reach it was put on shoes with tiny heels. I now have a locking, fold-out hard make up case, a suitcase of my very …

Continue reading

Share

Jul 06

Mmkay? Mmkay!

So, I wasn’t really going to write about this, but seriously, my entire life has been janked by it so, yeah I kinda have to.   My dad got very, very ill last month, including a nasty infection. It scared the shit out of me. We got home, and I was so busy being caretaker …

Continue reading

Share

Jul 02

So Much Miss

First, the stay when Tina helped me do all the awesome upgrades to the look of the site, we also did a pin-up shoot. I had a blast and felt so sexy. We learned that her wienie dog is SERIOUSLY freaked out by me blowing bubbles.  Unfortunately, there was only one out of the group …

Continue reading

Share

Jun 18

And so My ANkles are HUGE.

Dude, I’m not even correcting the capitalization errors in my title. I could pretend I’m rebelling against the tyranny of standardization or capitalization practices. A we all know I’m a big fan of standard capitalization usage. Well, I’m a big fan of a lot of the standard practices in English grammar. I fuck them up …

Continue reading

Share

Jun 03

Peas

frozen peas

When I was little I might have been a *little* stubborn. Shocker right? My mom caught a lot of flack for not making me do things or letting me do things like dress myself terribly. My mom is a smart lady and knew to pick her battles. Peas were just not a battle worth having, …

Continue reading

Share