Category: Batshit

Consent

So, we’re having this conversation, AGAIN.   The Google defines consent as permission for something to happen or agreement to do something. Sounds pretty straight forward, right? Why do we keep botching it up, then? Let me lay it out in pretty simple terms: if the other person does not say “yes” or is too …

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Oh, Captain, My Captain

I’ve been torn about writing anything about the death of Robin Williams since I found out last night. Part of me feels silly for being so utterly sad because of the death of a man I never knew, and part of me feels like it is a bit bandwagon-y. Then I realized that is all …

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Random Stuffs

I have a bunch of random stuffs from my brain. I’mma throw them out to you. Tall Woman Win: I just changed a light bulb. All I had to do to reach it was put on shoes with tiny heels. I now have a locking, fold-out hard make up case, a suitcase of my very …

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Mmkay? Mmkay!

So, I wasn’t really going to write about this, but seriously, my entire life has been janked by it so, yeah I kinda have to.   My dad got very, very ill last month, including a nasty infection. It scared the shit out of me. We got home, and I was so busy being caretaker …

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So Much Miss

First, the stay when Tina helped me do all the awesome upgrades to the look of the site, we also did a pin-up shoot. I had a blast and felt so sexy. We learned that her wienie dog is SERIOUSLY freaked out by me blowing bubbles.  Unfortunately, there was only one out of the group …

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And so My ANkles are HUGE.

Dude, I’m not even correcting the capitalization errors in my title. I could pretend I’m rebelling against the tyranny of standardization or capitalization practices. A we all know I’m a big fan of standard capitalization usage. Well, I’m a big fan of a lot of the standard practices in English grammar. I fuck them up …

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Peas

frozen peas

When I was little I might have been a *little* stubborn. Shocker right? My mom caught a lot of flack for not making me do things or letting me do things like dress myself terribly. My mom is a smart lady and knew to pick her battles. Peas were just not a battle worth having, …

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Maybe I’ll Stick with Dogs

The mother person had her gallbladder removed last Thursday, and then we had a three day weekend which meant Dad was out needing stuff more than normal. I’m fucking exhausted. Last week was crazy because I so much stuff to do for other people. The week before that was crazy, too. Add to that I’m …

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We Take Care of the Things We Love

First blog post in a long time blah blah blah, life blah blah. You guys get it.   We take care of the things we love. Yesterday, I was driving and I realized I take the best care of the things I love. If I loved myself and my body more, I would take care …

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I Just Forget Sometimes

I haven’t been around. I’ve been taking care of business. I’ve also been trying very hard to keep up my New Year’s goal of giving up guilt. I’m learning to understand I can only do so much and forgive myself the things I don’t do. It’s a lot fucking harder than you would think. My …

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