So, I wasn’t at the Super Wal-Mart at 12:01 am last night/this morning to buy The Hunger Games. It was 1:30ish am before I actually went to the store. I was talking to the Viking, and I chose him over the movie. I chose him over The Hunger Games. I’ve only watched it twice.. The …
Category: Batshit
Aug 17
Sense of Self
We live in a society of self-loathing. There is a lot of profit in people hating themselves. There is something intrinsically wrong with nurturing a society who turns in on itself and focuses on what we hate and obsesses on how to fix it. We are told our bodies, our faces, our teeth, our goals, …
Aug 14
A Blog Primarily About Things I’m Not Going to Blog About
Here is my problem for today’s blog: everything heavy on my mind is shit that I really don’t think would make blogs I would want to write. I’ve been in an almost non stop writing frenzy until yesterday. I love it. I makes me feel energized and awesome. And tired, it makes me feel very …
Aug 11
Every Woman Deserves a Tiara
Or man, if he wants one. There is a great scene in my favorite show Big Bang Theory where one of the male characters has been a total douche to his girlfriend and buys her a tiara to make it up. Go look up Amy Farrah Fowler tiara on Youtube. Normally, I would just embed …
Aug 09
On a Wildly Less Profound Note
I learned last night that I am far too lazy and probably old to get drunk on anything but wine. I was going to cut lose and get drunk last night and have a good ole time with Tina and the ladies. I had a drink and a half and just didn’t have it in …
Aug 04
Sometimes You Get to Be Very Happy
I am ridiculously, stupidly happy. So many people would gather this time in their hands and shield it from the world, because they fear showing it, and celebrating it, would be tempting something bad to happen. News Flash: Bad things are going to happen if I revel in this good, or if I keep glancing …
Aug 02
Not Feeling It
Gurney Halleck told Paul Atreides “Mood’s a thing for cattle or lovemaking or playing the baliset. It’s not for fighting.” Yes, I just quoted Dune at you. It is one of my favorite books in the history of ever. I am worn out. I am so sick of hate and arguing and chicken. I realized …
Jul 31
It Twitches
I’m sticking with something big and important happened yesterday, I just don’t know what it is. It will take some time for me to be proven wrong to my satisfaction. It is the great thing about being an oddly positive person. My muscles are twitching all over my neck, shoulders, and the base of my …
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