Category: Batshit

Yeah, You Guys Should Make Fun of Me

Borg RSVP

So, I wasn’t at the Super Wal-Mart at 12:01 am last night/this morning to buy The Hunger Games. It was 1:30ish am before I actually went to the store. I was talking to the Viking, and I chose him over the movie. I chose him over The Hunger Games. I’ve only watched it twice.. The …

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Sense of Self

COOLD stethoscope

We live in a society of self-loathing. There is a lot of profit in people hating themselves. There is something intrinsically wrong with nurturing a society who turns in on itself and focuses on what we hate and obsesses on how to fix it. We are told our bodies, our faces, our teeth, our goals, …

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A Blog Primarily About Things I’m Not Going to Blog About

lots of baby corgis

Here is my problem for today’s blog: everything heavy on my mind is shit that I really don’t think would make blogs I would want to write. I’ve been in an almost non stop writing frenzy until yesterday. I love it. I makes me feel energized and awesome. And tired, it makes me feel very …

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Every Woman Deserves a Tiara

Beautiful tiara

Or man, if he wants one. There is a great scene in my favorite show Big Bang Theory where one of the male characters has been a total douche to his girlfriend and buys her a tiara to make it up. Go look up Amy Farrah Fowler tiara on Youtube. Normally, I would just embed …

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On a Wildly Less Profound Note

evil goddamn cow

I learned last night that I am far too lazy and probably old to get drunk on anything but wine. I was going to cut lose and get drunk last night and have a good ole time with Tina and the ladies. I had a drink and a half and just didn’t have it in …

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Sometimes You Get to Be Very Happy

ANother for the list of happy.

I am ridiculously, stupidly happy. So many people would gather this time in their hands and shield it from the world, because they fear showing it, and celebrating it, would be tempting something bad to happen. News Flash: Bad things are going to happen if I revel in this good, or if I keep glancing …

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Not Feeling It

French bulldog with a leaf

Gurney Halleck told Paul Atreides  “Mood’s a thing for cattle or lovemaking or playing the baliset. It’s not for fighting.” Yes, I just quoted Dune at you. It is one of my favorite books in the history of ever. I am worn out. I am so sick of hate and arguing and chicken. I realized …

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It Twitches

geeky boy's wet dream

I’m sticking with something big and important happened yesterday, I just don’t know what it is. It will take some time for me to be proven wrong to my satisfaction. It is the great thing about being an oddly positive person. My muscles are twitching all over my neck, shoulders, and the base of my …

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And Other Days, The World is Full of Happy

I wrote Tuesday after some stressful days. I was getting more zen and picking myself back up, but I think it is important to write about days when you cry while vacuuming. It brings days like today in sharp and happy relief. First bit of happy came when I read this article. It doesn’t make …

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Throttling People is Illegal

Story time at Starbucks

So, you know how I repeatedly say happiness is a choice? It is. Sometimes it is a struggle. The past two days have SUCKED. I am neither willing or able to go into why. I am just summing it up with douche bags be douching. Except the Viking, he is coming out of this like …

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