I offer this as a consolation gift for being terrible
Okay, here are a few problems. I have been bitten by every bug in central Oklahoma and mobbed by every speck of pollen. The pollen came carrying clubs because pollens are assholes. I had to consume copious amounts of antihistamines so I don’t scrape off all of my skin with my razor sharp switch blade fingernails, and my head didn’t explode. I emptied my rage bars with yesterday’s blog. In short, I am loopy as hell and depleted.
Honestly, right now all I can think about is how shiny the Viking is, the good book I’m reading, seeing my nieces and nephew tomorrow, and waking up early in the morning. None of those things make good blogs.
Geeks a Geeking