So Many Lame Cooking Puns

I am at a loss for anything really interesting to write. I blame all the food I have stuffed into my stomach. I have been looking forward to today for weeks because I made my first Thanksgiving meal.

I started this morning with jiggly puffs and bacon for breakfast. I have learned baking helps put me into a good mood into the morning. (I know, freaking bizarre, right?) I danced around my kitchen singing ‘Zombies on Your Lawn’ and baked my happy little heart out.

I was going to use a packaged injector mix but my sister told me it was bad so I had to get creative. I made apple turkey. I cut up and cored the an apple and put it in the cavity then put the turkey in an oven bag. I mixed four tablespoons of melted butter with a cup and a half of apple juice and some poultry seasonings and shot up my turkey like an addict on a bender.  I rubbed the turkey with butter and sprinkled it with poultry seasoning, Tony Chachere’s (it is a cajun seasoning that my family puts on everything), and sea salt and garlic grinder salt. So good. I hear it is hard to screw up a turkey and that I might be over proud of myself.

Then I made a bunch of other stuff that I am proud of for being tricky and awesome.

I went out for a walk with my dad and we did a wienie dog rescue. We found this little red wienie dog running around in the road. We picked him up and called the number on his collar and brought him home. The family had a little six year old boy who was very happy to see his dog.

Food coma recommencing. I can at least say I did a Thursday blog.

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