I’ve started a blog three times and never finished it. These past few weeks have been eventful. Twelve days ago was the anniversary of Dad’s death, and 10 days after that was Father’s Day. I thought I was fine for both. I thought I was going to eat the pecan pie on the seventh in …
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May 27
Stick *Trigger Warning*
I normally don’t post graphics like this because it feels like I’m snaking other people’s work, but this is too important to pass up. Mental illness is a fight. Every day you are fighting against yourself to be better or to do better. Every day you struggle against what your mind is telling you. Your …
Apr 21
*Insert Canned Sitcom Laughter Here*
I’m going to attempt to tell y’all a funny story. My stories are generally funnier when I write them drunk, but I don’t have any wine, so y’all are going to have to live through sober story time. My precious Fuzzy Wiener loathes birds more than even I do. She thinks she’s a bird dog. …
Jan 18
A Series of Failures
A lot of things have been true in my life lately. I’m on a weird and intense origami kick. This Christmas was one of the best of my life. The week between Christmas and January 2nd was amazeballs. I got insanely fucking sick because I started getting sick a few days before NYE and …
Oct 05
New Beginnings
Today has been an extremely bittersweet day for me. First, my friends, well they are really family but it’s hard to explain how but they just are, had their baby today. I’ve spent the entire pregnancy praying (the closest I could come up with) for this baby. Stevie, the baby momma, had some issue that …
Jun 12
Foot Baths and Saber Tooth Tigers
I fell asleep during therapy today. My therapist went to the restroom, and in the two minutes she was gone, I fell flat out asleep. I got back to my mom’s house and tried to use her foot bath (you know the awesome jiggly massage tubs of warm heaven) from like 1987, and the fucker …
Jun 02
A Day in which I Woke Up to My Hallway Pretending to be a Bog
It’s so fucking ridiculous, it’s definitely my life. The day after we put my dad into hospice, I wake up, step out into my hallway and my foot squishes into our glorious, soggy carpet. My first thought was ‘did the Viking or I pee on the floor here in our sleep?’ until I took another …
Jun 01
No, It’s Totally Normal for Me to Start Crying in the McDonald’s Drive Through
The first person who says something about me eating at McDonald’s gets punched in the throat by my bunny. Yes, It has been that sort of day. Yes, I know it is “drive thru” not “drive through,” but fuck you that’s why. I’m sorry. We put Dad into hospice today. My heart hurts. I know …
Nov 15
It’s part of my charm
Okay, Okay… I am terrible this month. I won’t try to make excuses for myself, I will only beg forgiveness. I haven’t really been writing or anything cool. I’ve just been trying to get my shit together. Sometimes a person just has to get their shit together. I’m one of those people who look …
Sep 20
The Blogospere is Telling Me Something
I’ve tried to write a post three times today. The first two where just ‘meh,’ and the third attempt was semi-decent until I blew it up. BLEW IT UP. It was about happiness and how I am blessed and shit. I think something is telling me you people aren’t wanting to read about that, and …
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