Jul 17
<—The little girl about to be beat down by penguins has nothing to do with anything other than I thought it was awesome. I mean it is pretty fracking awesome. You can tell in about ten seconds she is going to realize she will need therapy for life. Anyway, in non-penguin related news, Renee had …
Jul 14
I believe in being nice. I do. I believe in examining my emotions and handling them the in the most productive way possible. I don’t believe in using my emotions as a weapon. I believe believe believe these things. Mother fuckers, sometime I just want to throw a fit. I know it isn’t productive. I …
Jul 12
My entire life has been spent with dogs. I can’t remember a time in my life when we didn’t have at least one. Actually, I don’t ever remember ever having just one. I thought every one had them, and I can never picture my life without them. We had some doozies, too. One dog, Dewey, …
Jul 10
So, I’m back to writing. I can tell this because I am never entirely sure what time of day it is or even what day it is. When I’m not writing, I’m thinking about writing, and if I have to do something other than write, I am seriously annoyed (unless it is one of my …
Jul 07
It is 5:12am and I haven’t been to sleep, per say. I took a nap at about 9pm until midnight. I’ve been awake with a whirring brain since then. I think my voodoo of Selina is finally starting to come back some. I midnight baked, like the old days, and then started a new story. …
Jul 05
I’ve been getting comfortable enough with The Viking to start letting more and more of my weird slip through. I make comments on rodent testicles in a public place, can you imagine what my private texts are like? Yep. I would feel sorry for the guy, except he gets to experience the brilliant random weird …
Jul 03
I would apologize for missing Saturday’s blog, but I’m not really sorry. I was off doing super cool things with super cool people. Friday night I was hanging out with Tina, her husband,and her husband’s niece. She is fifteen and cool as hell. I adore her. She is also a lot of fun to give …
Jun 26
So, I know I have been kinda melancholy lately, not like depressed or wanting to cut myself to prove to myself I’m alive or anything, but just not my normal fucked up cheery self. I had been frustrated and stressed and worried. Blah Blah Blah. Today, I had one of those simple glorious moments that …
Jun 23
< That makes me happy. The giraffe-y face of melty happiness. He is yet another wonderful thing I got from Kathleen. This week my blogs have been exceedingly uninspired or rants. They haven’t been up to what I normally write. I’ve had a lot on my mind, and I’ve had plenty going on. I am …
Jun 21
Okay, here are a few problems. I have been bitten by every bug in central Oklahoma and mobbed by every speck of pollen. The pollen came carrying clubs because pollens are assholes. I had to consume copious amounts of antihistamines so I don’t scrape off all of my skin with my razor sharp switch blade …
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