So, I have been wrapped in this awesome haze of happy and busy. I have been boring as hell with all of my happy. I saw the reports that some congressman is trying to start another red scare (McCarthyism worked so well the first time), but I didn’t feel the need to rant or be anything but fluffy or happy. All of the stressful or ridiculous shit refused to enter my bubble until Sara linked this on her Facebook page.
Vagina bleach? Really?
I swear. I try to not be all angry feminist ranty, but vagina bleach?
Oh for heaven’s sake.
Women! Stop it! Just stop! Love your tootie nah nah. Show it the love and respect it deserves.
Interwebz hear me now. I will never, ever get bleach near any of my lady bits. I will be single for the rest of my life, if I have to get caustic chemicals near my most sensitive parts in order for me to attract a mate. I find most of what we do to ourselves in the name of attractiveness mystifying, but this is too far.
Apparently, this and anal bleaching are something started by porn stars and have started to migrate into the mainstream. Porn stars have to do certain things for their jobs, just like everyone else. Every occupation has little specialty quirks that come with it. Most of us aren’t porn stars, though, and we shouldn’t try to emulate what we see on screen, even if we partake in similar behaviors. Just because I can do small home repairs like a home contractor doesn’t mean I am ready to build my own house.
If your sexual partner tries to pressure you into it, point out to him/her that you don’t do many other things that porn stars do, so you are not doing that. If they push the issues, point out that they can always try to find a porn star for a partner. You can also point out the ways they can be more like porn stars.
I get that it is important to try and stay appealing to your partner and good men are hard to find. Do you really want a man who won’t sleep with you unless your vagina/ anus is the proper color? (Oh, yeah, and I think if you are getting anywhere near a woman’s anus, the last thing you should care about is the color. According to the internet you have reached the holy land, shut your whiny hole.)
*facepalm* Now I have to go to Wal-Mart so I can go to Tina’s house.
Just say no to bleaching your lady bits!
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Pretty sure bleaching yourself is just going to lead to some sort of vaginal infection. Just like douching, it’s a bad idea.