Never Google

Tina did a rocking photo shoot today, and then her little brother made us blue fin tuna steaks and sangria. Life is fucking good.

We came up with a new drinking game called “Never Google”

Someone starts the game by saying “Never Google…” and if you have Googled it then you have to drink. I think it is awesome but I would lose. I’ve Googled everything.

I’ll start out.

Never Google Alabama Hot Pockets.

I know things. Bad. Bad. Bad. Things.

Oh, the internet is a dirty, harsh mistress. We have had a long affair. I don’t know how to quit her.

Also, I am a bit of an asshole to my favorite males when I am drunk. I make sensitive boys cry. I need to be nice to Kyle. He cooks too well to piss off.

I am going to go drink more rum wine fruit goodness and play monopoly. I see this ending really funny or atleast I will be too drunk to care.