Category: Batshit

There’s a Baby in There

horde of penguins

<—The little girl about to be beat down by penguins has nothing to do with anything other than I thought it was awesome. I mean it is pretty fracking awesome. You can tell in about ten seconds she is going to realize she will need therapy for life. Anyway, in non-penguin related news, Renee had …

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Behave Badly

I believe in being nice. I do. I believe in examining my emotions and handling them the in the most productive way possible. I don’t believe in using my emotions as a weapon. I believe believe believe these things. Mother fuckers, sometime I just want to throw a fit. I know it isn’t productive. I …

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Family of the Fur Kind

My entire life has been spent with dogs. I can’t remember a time in my life when we didn’t have at least one. Actually, I don’t ever remember ever having just one. I thought every one had them, and I can never picture my life without them. We had some doozies, too. One dog, Dewey, …

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In a Blurry Sorta Way

So, I’m back to writing. I can tell this because I am never entirely sure what time of day it is or even what day it is. When I’m not writing, I’m thinking about writing, and if I have to do something other than write, I am seriously annoyed (unless it is one of my …

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Midnight Baking, Love Poetry, and Not Sleeping.

It is 5:12am and I haven’t been to sleep, per say. I took a nap at about 9pm until midnight. I’ve been awake with a whirring brain since then. I think my voodoo of Selina is finally starting to come back some. I midnight baked, like the old days, and then started a new story. …

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You Signed Up For This

I’ve been getting comfortable enough with The Viking to start letting more and more of my weird slip through. I make comments on rodent testicles in a public place, can you imagine what my private texts are like? Yep. I would feel sorry for the guy, except he gets to experience the brilliant random weird …

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That Boy Just Ain’t Right

I would apologize for missing Saturday’s blog, but I’m not really sorry. I was off doing super cool things with super cool people. Friday night I was hanging out with Tina, her husband,and her husband’s niece. She is fifteen and cool as hell. I adore her. She is also a lot of fun to give …

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I Love My Life

BLOOOD

So, I know I have been kinda melancholy lately, not like depressed or wanting to cut myself to prove to myself I’m alive or anything, but just not my normal fucked up cheery self. I had been frustrated and stressed and worried. Blah Blah Blah. Today, I had one of those simple glorious moments that …

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Wibbly Wobbly

giraffe baby smile

< That makes me happy. The giraffe-y face of melty happiness. He is yet another wonderful thing I got from Kathleen. This week my blogs have been exceedingly uninspired or rants. They haven’t been up to what I normally write. I’ve had a lot on my mind, and I’ve had plenty going on. I am …

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Fracking Freaking Frick

Okay, here are a few problems. I have been bitten by every bug in central Oklahoma and mobbed by every speck of pollen. The pollen came carrying clubs because pollens are assholes. I had to consume copious amounts of antihistamines so I don’t scrape off all of my skin with my razor sharp switch blade …

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