So, I’m going to be totally honest right now. I have no idea where today’s blog is going to go. My mind is a bit jumbly. Conventional wisdom says I should free write somewhere private, then condense those ideas into a post that I have thoroughly edited and proofread before posting for the world to …
Category: Batshit
Nov 27
Livin’ on the Edge
So, I have this bad habit of looking at Facebook before I’ve had my coffee, which means I respond to everything wrong. I try desperately not to post or respond to anything but sometimes I fail. This morning, I was groggily checking my page, and I saw a very newly pregnant friend posted that she …
Nov 24
Black Death Whiny Butt
Okay, I know the week of exhausted is over. I made it look easy with, you know, all my whining. I’m such a trooper. Next week, I was supposed to go to Tina’s and drink cheap white trash wine and be awesome. Yesterday, I woke up with a sore throat and my sinuses felt blargh, …
Nov 22
The Completely Unrefined Thanksgiving
That right there is a picture of the product of my hard work, study, planning, and worry. It’s a damn turkey, and it was delicious. I had the most awesomely unrefined Thanksgiving. Let me explain. Thanksgivings are normally just my parents and I. It is easy to not do anything for just three people. Last …
Nov 21
The Week of Exhausted
Yesterday, I went to the super Wal-mart TWICE. I hadn’t done any of the shopping for my mom’s birthday meals and cake or Thanksgiving. The first trip only took two hours. I decided after I got home that I needed to make green bean casserole Thursday, and I desperately needed couscous. I’ve turned into that …
Nov 17
All The Best Kinds
So, I have absolutely nothing profound for you right now. I just thought I would write something since I have been an atrociously bad blogger this month. I had an awesome redneck date with the Viking today. I always know I’m lucky to have him, but then I think of how well he treats me, …
Nov 10
A Mess, A Really Big Mess
This is my new theme song: Or has been for awhile and so it isn’t my “new” theme song. Whichever I am so funny in my head. You guys have no idea. The problem is interpreting to you people who aren’t in my head. Also, I’m pretty sure things I find funny, you guys might …
Nov 08
Oops
I have a good reason for Saturday. I was busy celebrating my birthday with my parents and my epic Viking. Tuesday, I straight up forgot. In two years of blogging, I have never simply forgotten to blog. I’ve not felt like blogging. I’ve not realized it was a blog day, not often thought. I’ve waited …
Nov 01
Whuck?!?!
So, It’s a distinct possibility I have swirled into a world of strange chaos. The bout of depression is fully gone, and has been for awhile. I’m back to being a goofball happy pants. The Viking and I have my birthday date on Saturday, and I am so excited. I am so excited I painted …
Oct 27
Brain Shutdown Because of Non-Activity
Today, I have been having this weird cycle of extreme brain activity then shutdown. It’s like my brain overheats and has a forced shutdown. The worst part is that I have spent most of the active brain parts of the the cycle doing stupid shit like playing Guild Wars 2 or looking at DYAC.com instead …
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