Category: Batshit

Tia is Nervous About Jello?

godzilla dry humping

Part 1 of The Craziest Weekend of Awesome Okay, so I know I missed writing last Tuesday and again on Saturday. It was a crazy weekend. It was crazy enough that it might take several blogs to sort through it all. I am kind of unsure were to start and chronologically doesn’t make much sense, …

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Whaaa?

So, I have been wrapped in this awesome haze of happy and busy. I have been boring as hell with all of my happy. I saw the reports that some congressman is trying to start another red scare (McCarthyism worked so well the first time), but I didn’t feel the need to rant or be …

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Gone Feral

Last Saturday, I was interacting with a group of ladies. My female friends might occasionally swear or make raunch-tacular jokes, but I see them all as ladies. They maybe open about things not always considered polite, but that never mattered in my assessment.  My female friends are ladies. They were talking about something that seemed …

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*Cringe*

Note on the picture: I have a pink IPod like the one the pig has. I hate it with a passion. On down moments from writing, I will plot new and innovative ways to bring its destruction. So, I am in a strange position that I haven’t been in a long time. I should have …

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I’ve Seen Stranger Things Here than a Live Monkey

Today, I ventured out. When I say I went out, I mean my ass woke up at 6:30 this morning, took a shower, got dressed, put on eye make-up and sunblock and was on the road at 9am. I did TWO social activities. First I went to the Medieval Fair with Renee and her family, …

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Winning at the Internet

Winner of the internet

May I present to you two stories of winning at the internet: First tale takes place yesterday when I was absolutely giddy with with sleep deprivation. (Yes, I am using that as an excuse for my really bizarre behavior.) I am still a member of that god awful dating site, even though nothing good has …

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This Too Shall Pass

I am fighting strange bouts of depression right now. (I know, I know, no foreplay with that one. I went straight into the hardcore stuff.) I have been since last week. This isn’t one of those really bad periods that I have went through in the past. I just have hours in a day every …

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A Peek into My Mind

yet another pic of a corgi puppy

First and foremost, I give you cats what you want and what my site is becoming known for: a picture of a baby corgi. This was from the header of a funny story about Rick Santorum. My friends link me things with corgis and about The Hunger Games, because they know these things make me …

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Small Things

On it, Bitch

I’m reading The Hunger Games again. I might read it a third time in a row. I don’t know.  I understand it is insane to read a book three times in a row, but that’s how I roll. I was feeling pretty bleak today. I was feeling “crying in the shower” bleak today. Today is …

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What I Did Last Night (Read The Hunger Games)

The cover of the book The Hunger Games

So instead of writing last night,  I sent out my first submission letter, which felt like a huge deal, even though it probably isn’t. I thought about my where to go next with my story. I also read The Hunger Games By Suzanne Collins. I consider it working, sorta. I have accidentally started reviewing things …

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