Category: Zombie Apocalypse

Holy Crap Christmas

I love Christmas. This really shouldn’t surprise anyone, because, in spite of my misanthropic candy coating, we all know I am a big goofy soft soul inside that loves any chance to celebrate the people I love and remember what is good about the world. Pictures of puppies make me go all googly eyed for …

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thats a huge btch

First, a rabbit   So here’s the deal. I am incredibly fucking hyper and I took two shots of tequila. I am by no means drunk but I have a fine fuzz going on. Hyper for me is far more enjoyable than drunk sometimes. It is also far stranger. (I think, in all honesty, I …

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A Jumble of Thoughts

So I have had about forty-three things run through my head as topics for today’s blog but I am not able to focus well enough to concentrate well enough on one thing. I have decided to say some stuff about some things and let you guys sort it out however you see fit. I am …

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I Really Did That To Myself

I am still at Tina’s house because I am in quarantine. My stomach is very angry with me.  Tina and her kids are both fine but her mom seems to have something like this too. I can only think it is one of several things:  a virus that doesn’t affect the strong or children under …

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Basements, Stephen King, Perspective, Grammar, Punk Songs, and a Crazy Monkey

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  First I want to start this blog off right: So I started writing this but now I have to find out what kind of primate this is. Thank you  ADD. I also blame the shame my professor instilled in me about saying something with out evidence backed up by being on the deck. On …

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