Aug 07
Or: Dragons and Zombies and Shit I feel the creativity come back. When I’m depressed it goes away and leaves a dramatic void. I never quite understood what that void was until this time. I knew I couldn’t write but for some reason it never dawned on me it was because my creativity was gone. …
Mar 15
I am officially the most disgusting human being on earth, and it is because of horny plants. I never really understood the big deal about allergies when I was younger until about three or four years ago. Now I get it. Allergies are big, flaming, bag of douche. Just like horny teenagers punish the world …
Dec 22
Okay, here’s the deal. I had a lady date with Tina last night. Turns out sangria is my arch nemesis. Everything I have to do today aside from blogging can and should be done after 10pm. I’m hung over as balls. It was totally worth it. I’m taking a nap. I might talk to you …
Oct 25
Today, I made a friend. No shit, the hermit made another friend. Okay, technically, I knew her already but not really. We went to high school together and that shit really doesn’t count as knowing each other. I didn’t know me in high school, much less anyone else. We saw each other at my friend …
Oct 18
I think because I’m sick with whatever bug is going around (seriously, I’m beginning to think I WILL be patient zero for the plague that wipes out the world), and it is that time of year where I get depressed, I’m having one of those days. I feel ugly, useless, whiny, and like a waste …
Jun 28
I used to work at the public library here in my hometown. I worked with this adorable high school girl who I think is turning into an incredible young woman. Anyway, she moved to East Moose Screw, Canada. She was at the library visiting yesterday. Okay that is a strange place to start the story, …
Apr 26
Again, I begin by bowing to my duties as the crazy corgi blogger: Life continues to be crazy, but I am back to being a happy goofball. Writing on Tuesday helped me. My father is having eye surgery today. It is one of those ‘pfft no biggy’ things, but even those can be a big …
Mar 10
One of the fantastic things about the internet is, even though it is jam packed with douche noodles, it has a really cool community of internet creatures to balance out some of the doucheyness. Artists, writers, humorist, oddball celebrities all hang out on the internet trying to do our thing. And the surprising thing is, …
Feb 16
I now run my glorious writer’s hours. I wake at 1:30pm and go to sleep at 5:30am, ish. It is great for me, because I am more awake with more energy and a better mood. I am more productive and happier. It blows because so few of my hours intersect with normal people hours. I …
Dec 29
Before I get started on my Thursday blog, I have a story. I have very clear and definable moments in my life were I feel both gratitude and sympathy for the people in my life. Two moments come two mind. A few weeks ago I walked into my living room and announced, “It vexes me …
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