I have been on a serious, well, serious streak as of late. I looked back at my recent blog posts and they are either about being too hot or being frustrated with society in general. Where the hell did my funny go? I am blaming the CNN and the MSN. I think it is important to be aware of what is going on in the world and to seriously think about the state of things, not just accepting what we are told as fact. I believe with all of my heart that it is vital to take responsibility for your place in the world. I can be okay with the fact that I have an increasingly feminist voice to my writing. Dood, seriously though, I need to lighten up every once in awhile.
So this weekend Oklahoma City helping Tina with stuff. Saturday morning we went to Wal-mart to pick up a metric ton of stuff she had ordered. I looked like major crap. I had an old t-shirt on and my hair was back in a hasty bun. One of the guys that was helping Tina with her stuff was flirting with me big time and, damn, it was awesome. I honestly believe my worth has nothing to do with my attractiveness and all that jazz I have been writing. I am not going to lie, though, it was nice to be chatted up by a really good looking guy while I felt I looked like crap. Sometimes I just need reassurance I did lose all of my geeky charm even if I have no plans to use it anytime soon. What can I say, I guess I am human.
MSN has a picture of a woman getting a snake massage and it is really freaking me out. No, I mean it is really.freeaking.me.out.
I bet some women out there pay a lot of money to lay on a table and have someone put snakes on their backs. Rich people are nuts.
A big news item is the new warnings on cigarette packs. This is almost as dumb as snake massages. All smokers know smoking is bad for them, they just choose to do it anyway like people who eat too many carbs and don’t wear sunscreen. People make the life decisions they make no matter facts and logic. Just look at the state of politics. Just saying.
Eeeew snakes crawling all over your back. ON PURPOSE.
I was about to talk about the latest bad behavior from some beautiful Hollywood starlet *Ahem*MeganFox*Ahem* but I realized that I should feel sorry for her. She may be beautiful and rich and possibly not completely stupid (just makes bad life decisions and doesn’t understand when to STFU) but I bet she is hungry. I bet she would be much happier and less of a caustic bitch if someone fed her some bacon or chocolate, maybe both at the same time.
Why do you supposed all of the Jacksons got the same terrible nose job? Did they not see it on their siblings and go “oh that just looks wrong?” Or did they decide that if they all got it they could pass it off as some strange hereditary disease that morphed into something that looks like it belongs on a cheap barbie doll rip off?
One last thing
STFU – shut the fornication up- please be quiet immediately.
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