Category: Batshit

Dec 27

WTF Just Happened Here?

My day got eaten up by a migraine. It was a bad one with the spots and the shakes. I am feeling less bad. I do think I am going to use my limited brain power on my revisions. Eventually, I am going to get my book in some sort of shape to send to …

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Dec 20

Odd Trips Inward

Love and relationships have been on my mind a lot lately. I think it is mostly because of the time of year and that so many women I know are pregnant. I have been kicking things around in my head for awhile now, so, of course, I am going to over share about them here. …

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Nov 29

I Shit You Not

Movie Poster

So, yesterday I went to the Super Wal-mart. I was in a skirt and some really uncomfortable dress flat shoes that I was trying to break in (because women are crazy masochists). I was about half way across the parking lot when I realized my underwear was too big and was falling down. I tried …

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Nov 22

It’s Butter Y’all

Not mine

I am starting my blog with a side note. I know it doesn’t make sense but I don’t care. I was laying in bed about 7/15ths (I freaking love fractions) asleep thinking about today’s blog and I either dreamed I sneezed or I actually sneezed. I don’t know which but I do know it woke …

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Nov 19

The Future

The plan was to write about the future of the site. Here it goes: much the same as it is now. This is working for me so I am going to keep it. Okay I take that back. I might be switching hosts. The host I am using right now just charged me almost double …

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Nov 18

Hiiitchaaaaaa

thats a huge btch

First, a rabbit   So here’s the deal. I am incredibly fucking hyper and I took two shots of tequila. I am by no means drunk but I have a fine fuzz going on. Hyper for me is far more enjoyable than drunk sometimes. It is also far stranger. (I think, in all honesty, I …

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Nov 17

Plans? Silly Woman!

In my mind, I was going to write this epic year in review post that was moving and insightful and summed up every awesome thing I have ever written. Turns out I did that already with my 100th Blog post. Oh yeah, Kathleen linked this to me and, since this is my damn blog, I …

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