Tina did a rocking photo shoot today, and then her little brother made us blue fin tuna steaks and sangria. Life is fucking good. We came up with a new drinking game called “Never Google” Someone starts the game by saying “Never Google…” and if you have Googled it then you have to drink. I …
Category: Batshit
Feb 02
Please Forgive Me
I realized today I am about half done with my second draft of my book. I also realized that I have a niece coming on April 2nd. I want to have my second draft done before my sister is done brewing my new baby. So, I am going to try to work really hard for …
Jan 31
A Blog in which I Explain My Caffeine Overdose
So, last night I OD’ed on caffeine. I might not bring it up except that I blogged in the middle of it AND sent The Bloggess direct messages (I told her she is the David Bowie of blogging). Social media is awesome because it means you can send your idol really insane messages while whacked …
Jan 14
Sometimes It takes the Lesson a Few Times to Sink In
I know all of the cool kids talk about how crazy they are. If you want to be hip and edgy, you talk about all of your crazy bits, sometimes you even try to out crazy other people. There is an entire internet genre of Sylvia Plath bloggers, journaling through their pain on blogs. Sometimes …
Jan 12
I Live!
So, I am no longer mostly dead. I still feel like crap, but it is a much more manageable amount of crap. I have a feeling that I will be ready to get back to normal life by Monday, which is fantastic. First a story about a funny dream I had: I was getting married …
Jan 07
I might be a bit of an emo queen
Background: I started having sinus and chest issues before Christmas, and they never really went away. They got much better, and I was able to power through Christmas but they were always there. Wednesday, my chest congestion and cough came back with vengeance. (I didn’t write Thursday because I actually hate writing about how bad …
Dec 31
New Years Resolutions + My Life= Does Not Compute
So I sit here on New Year’s Eve in one of the two t-shirts I own, yoga pants, and flour. Glamorous. My plans include drinking fancy mimosas and writing and, maybe, playing SWOTR. Gorramn my life is exciting. Truth is, this is how I want it right now. Odd, huh? Sometimes I go through these …
Dec 27
WTF Just Happened Here?
My day got eaten up by a migraine. It was a bad one with the spots and the shakes. I am feeling less bad. I do think I am going to use my limited brain power on my revisions. Eventually, I am going to get my book in some sort of shape to send to …
Dec 20
Odd Trips Inward
Love and relationships have been on my mind a lot lately. I think it is mostly because of the time of year and that so many women I know are pregnant. I have been kicking things around in my head for awhile now, so, of course, I am going to over share about them here. …
Nov 29
I Shit You Not
So, yesterday I went to the Super Wal-mart. I was in a skirt and some really uncomfortable dress flat shoes that I was trying to break in (because women are crazy masochists). I was about half way across the parking lot when I realized my underwear was too big and was falling down. I tried …
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