So I took on wal-mart as a theme because it was a suggestion from Tina. I have been struggling with what to write today all morning and I came to the conclusion that Tina must secretly hate me. She also gave me the November Thanksgiving theme. After a few paranoid moments contemplating my best friend’s …
Category: My Thematic Experiment
Feb 10
More People that Annoy Me at the Super Wal-mart
So in continuation with Tuesday’s blog I have decided to rant more about people who annoy me at the super wal-mart. First lets start with behavior in the aisle: The people who take ten minutes to pick something that shouldn’t be that difficult to pick out. There are some things I understand taking a bit …
Feb 08
People on Phones in Wal-Mart
Let me start out by saying that I am feeling completely uninspired today but that might change as I start in on my blog. I am blaming my cold and the promise of more snow. Today is a rant day. Well, I think all of February will be rant month. Wal-mart makes me want to …
Feb 05
So Today at the Super Wal-mart
Let me start out by saying that this morning I had a dream about the wal-mart. I have wal-mart dreams a lot but it seemed funny that it happened on a day I was not only going to wal-mart but also writing about it. In my dream I was in the cosmetics aisle and I …
Feb 03
When I was a Tiny Girl
I have many childhood memories from the wal-mart. Most of them centered around my mom taking forever in Wal-mart and walking beside the cart imagining escape scenarios in my head. I also remember stopping strangers to talk to them. I still do both of these when I go to wal-mart as a grown up. When …
Feb 01
And with the Snow Comes February
Welcome cats and kittens to month four of my thematic blog. When I first decided to start this craziness I had someone ask me if I would actually keep up with this project since I had had many great ideas before that never came to fruition. In all fairness, she was correct, I have great …
Jan 29
January is DONE
Month three of my experiment is finished. I have learned many many things like I am a terrible person. I started out trying to write a witty month of the silly resolutions that I would make but would never keep, but as I wrote each one I realized I could modify them into a more …
Jan 27
Wtf is a Ke$ha, a G6, and a Snookie?
I realize how terrible uncool I am. In some ways I am actually sort of proud of this. I turn the radio station to the pop music cool kids station and I am generally like “what the frel is this crap?.” The only reason I have heard Katy Perry’s “Kissed a Girl” is because I …
Jan 25
Julia Child was Freakishly Tall Like Me
I have been cooking since I was fairly young. My mom thought it was important that my sister and I knew how to feed ourselves if she was gone for whatever reason so she started teaching us to cook in the microwave as soon as we could hit the buttons. (Just so you know, microwave …
Jan 22
Just Smile!
I have mixed feelings about today’s resolution: to be more positive. I don’t think I am an overly negative person. I honestly believe most people are good and care about other people, I just think they were not taught empathy. I think most of the rudeness and inconsideration in our modern society is caused because …
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