Category: February

Bowing down to the all mighty Wal-Mart

Bai-Bai February

This is my last post of the super wal-mart month. I once again proved that I could bullshit my way through a month worth of blogs about anything. I am still very glad that it is almost March. I have my topic picked out and it is a fairly easy one since next month promises …

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Wal-mart Invades the Interwebz

So it is no big secret that Wal-Mart wants to take over the world. It reminds me of the corporation in Wall-E, Buy-N-Large, with its logo on everything. (The rampant consumerism in that movie also reminds me of wal-mart.) Side note: I am about to throw some information at you about Wal-Mart from it’s Wikipedia …

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One of Those Days

I am having one of those days. You know, the kind that everything you do is way more complicated than it should be. Things that normal take four steps take six and fifteen more minutes than they need to. I am having THAT day. The lower shelf to my fridge broke while in the bathtub …

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The Hardest Part of a Trip to the Super Wal-Mart

First of all, get the immature giggle out for the dirty innuendo. Some people would say the hardest part of any wal-mart trip would be paying at the end. I thoroughly disagree. While I hate the check-out and I normally spend way more than I intend I still think the worst part of any trip …

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Did You Find Everything Okay Today?

So one of my more normal jobs was as a cashier at the wal-mart back before it became a super wal-mart. (I just noticed how many of my blogs start with “So blah blag blah.” I am pretty sure that is how I start a lot of conversations. *le shrug*) I think of it as …

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The Day After Valentine’s Day

So I went to the super wal-mart today. I was really happy to see all of the Valentine’s Day stuff moved to less prominent positions. It is combined with a happy lack of stupid Valentine’s Day commercials. Yesterday I learned a hard adult truth. When you are young and when you are single you think …

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Napoleon Dynamite meets my Wal-mart

So I took on wal-mart as a theme because it was a suggestion from Tina.  I have been struggling with what to write today all morning and I came to the conclusion that Tina must secretly hate me. She also gave me the November Thanksgiving theme. After a few paranoid moments contemplating my best friend’s …

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More People that Annoy Me at the Super Wal-mart

So in continuation with Tuesday’s blog I have decided to rant more about people who annoy me at the super wal-mart. First lets start with behavior in the aisle: The people who take ten minutes to pick something that shouldn’t be that difficult to pick out. There are some things I understand taking a bit …

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People on Phones in Wal-Mart

Let me start out by saying that I am feeling completely uninspired today but that might change as I start in on my blog. I am blaming my cold and the promise of more snow. Today is a rant day. Well, I think all of February will be rant month. Wal-mart makes me want to …

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So Today at the Super Wal-mart

Let me start out by saying that this morning I had a dream about the wal-mart.  I have wal-mart dreams a lot but it seemed funny that it happened on a day I was not only going to wal-mart but also writing about it. In my dream I was in the cosmetics aisle and I …

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