Category: My Geek-tastic World

Warning: Probably contains a lot of stories about WoW and super wal-mart

Merry Imperfect Christmas

ugly presents

Slowly  over the years I’ve taken the reins for my house’s Christmas. My sister hosts the family get together because she and my bro-in-law are amazing, and they breed incredible children, but there are still things my parents and I do. We have our little fiber optic tree, and we have gifts we get and …

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They Should Never Let Me Outside

So, I had to take Dad to the hospital Monday night. He’s fine. While we were there was this little girl who looked like Hermione Granger. I kept staring at her side eye. Even I am socially adept enough to know it is creepy to walk up to an eleven year-old in an ER and …

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Let’s Not Analyze This

Evil Elf on a Shelf

I made this: These things creep me out. I know I have no right to have an opinion on anything having to do with children since I haven’t had one, but these things freak me the fuck out. This isn’t about the children, it is about the creepy damn doll that meant to spy on …

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Winning (the White Trash Drinking League and Foul Language)

I can’t go into detail about this past week because it involves Bionic Mom way too much, and she would not be happy to have details written here for all four of my readers to see. I will say the woman is handling everything like a damn champ, and I am still very proud of …

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My Body

I want to right something super deep and profound. I’m too tired for that, so you cats are get honest. I’m fucking exhausted. The past three days have been comedies in errors. You know those days where every fifteen minutes something goes wrong. Monday I ended up crying about dropping a can of Pringles.  I …

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I’m Not Gay so I can Buy Cookies

Dude, seriously. First and foremost, Bionic Mom is being an effing rock star with her surgery, and  I am so damn proud of her. She hurts. Her leg looks like it got mangled by a wood chipper. By all rights her life is hell. She is the most positive I have seen her. She is …

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I’m Using the Powers of My Birthday for a New Rule.

I believe with everything I am most people have far more things that are wonderful about them than flaws. We just focus on our own flaws than we do our good things. Fuck that noise. New Rule: We all practice everyday focusing on two good things about ourselves when we find ourselves focusing on something …

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I’ll Get Some Rest in February

Five days until my mom gets one of her knees replaced.  Let me say this before I begin: these surgeries (she is getting the other one replaced after Christmas) will change her life. Everyone I talk to about their knee replacement surgeries tell me after it heals, their pain levels disappear. This is a good …

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A Funny Thing Happened at the Hospital

So, I woke up this morning to my parents talking about my dad needing to go to the hospital later in the day. It was nothing big and scary yet, but we knew if he didn’t get it taken care of, it could get serious. But, of course, he works a half a day first. …

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Progress… Sorta

Swimming

I haven’t really written a true blog in a bit. Things have just been… interesting. Last week I went to the psychiatrist who works with the facility I’m getting my therapy from. I decided to try something new for my depression and anxiety. Medicine changes are ALWAYS full of fun, and I’m still kind of …

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