Category: Batshit

In the Midst of it All

It's science bitches

In the middle of everything going on in the world, I am gloriously, delightfully happy. My mom says I am starry-eyed in love, and I don’t deny it. It’s more than the Viking, though he is a HUGE part of it, I am having one of those amazing periods of my life when I see …

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Coffee Good

Okay, this just happened: Tina: Caius, who loves you most? Caius (her two year old son): Corndog Tina: No Caius: Corndog Tina: You say “Mommy.” Caius: Grandma A few minutes later Tina: Can I just love you and squeeze you forever? Caius: Chicken Butt   I fell asleep at 10:30pm last night. I haven’t fallen …

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Riding the Wave of Crazy

It is a glorious day outside in Oklahoma. I spent the earlier part of the day doing chores and running errands I had intended to spend the afternoon sitting outside writing. My laptop was taking a very long time to charge and update, and I had been up late the night before, so I slipped …

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What is Up with That?

Snow bot serve and protect

My awesome and wise friend Kathleen told me something her also awesome and wise mother told her: You can tell a lot about someone by how they treat strangers. I was a teenager or in my early twenties when she relayed that wisdom to me, and I was not old enough to get it. Now, …

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Detox

interspecies cuddle

I have officially put myself on a politics detox. I haven’t read anything more than headlines. I don’t know what Clint Eastwood said to the chair. I read a quick blurb about Chuck Norris’s YouTube video, but only because it is freaking Chuck Norris. I refuse to watch it. I’m not discussing politics with anyone. …

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DEFCON 3

Simpson capslock

I went EIGHT HOURS without the interwebz today. EIGHT HOURS Okay, honestly, it wasn’t that big of a deal. I think I went like 24 hours once. That was rough.  There was also that time we got a blizzard, we were without electricity for 7 days. I would go into the work at the library …

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I Know How Alice Feels

Party hard

I am the strangest combination of deliriously happy with my life and angry as hell at society. I’ve done what any rational person would do while dealing with emotional confusion… I get on the internet and drown my emotions in  pictures of kittens. I found some strange and wonderful things. Most things were just strange. …

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Um, Yeah, that Thing

Weinie dog jumping into a pool

The awesome women at Rock the Slut Vote link Thursday’s blog, and it got some attention.  I’m hoping because it resonated with people and not just because I sounded a little foam-y at the mouth angry. Oddly enough, I’ve gotten two conservative bloggers followers on Twitter. I don’t even know what that is about. So …

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The It of It

Here is the it of it: I believe almost every woman in America has either been sexually misused or is close to a woman who has. I, myself, know more women who have been raped, molested, or sexually abused, than women who have not. We are full of rage. This isn’t even about abortion anymore. …

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*Sputter* *Sputter*

Baby owl sad about not getting picked for Hogwarts

Sunday, I think I actually started foaming at the mouth because of the Akin craziness. Seriously, I’m pretty sure my saliva glands started to overproduce, and I could feel the convulsions coming on. I went on the Twitter and spazzed out. I always spazz out on Twitter because it feels the most like I am …

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