Category: Batshit

Taking Stock

So, I’m drinking apple ale and eating Hershey’s Cookies and Cream Easter egg thingies.  Aside from allergies, life is good. It, unfortunately leaves me with nothing to write about. I’m kinda stoked about that. If I’ve missed blog days in the past three months it as either because something was exploding or I was so depressed I …

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Ebb and Flow

Well, so, my life has been in some level of upheaval since the middle of December, and shit went totally crazy in February (an odd freaking word), but I’ve decided things are starting to return to normal. I’m not entirely sure this is based on fact, but I’m rolling with it anyway. I’ve decided my role …

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Is It Supposed to Do That?

I am officially the most disgusting human being on earth, and it is because of horny plants. I never really understood the big deal about allergies when I was younger until about three or four years ago. Now I get it. Allergies are big, flaming, bag of douche. Just like horny teenagers punish the world …

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Adventuring

So, I know it has been like a week since I posted. Thursday I was even more done than I was on Tuesday. I was tired of writing about being about being stressed out, tired, and not being able to write. I was at my snapping point. I love my family, but I needed a …

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Apple Ale, Apple Juice, What’s the Difference?

My stress levels are still ridiculous. I thought it was going to get better, but it turns out I’m a sucker. I decided to drink tonight. I probably shouldn’t blog while drinking apple ale, but, whateva. If I can relax enough to be able to slip back into the world of my book, I’ll write …

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The Pat Down

Three major things before I move on: I want some sweet iced tea, I’m excited to be writing, and I need a nap. I cheated a little bit and had some Cadbury mini-eggs. I want sweet tea, even if it is Splenda sweetened sweet tea. I think I might steal some from a child if …

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Prepare Yourselves!

I made a big decision about two weeks ago. As of tomorrow, I’m not adding sugar or artificial sweeteners to anything I consume. I’m not going to drink any more sugar-y or artificially sweetened drinks. I’ll still use my Wal-mart brand light vanilla soy milk in my coffee, but I’m going to drink unsweetened tea …

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Rum Ice Cream and Other Happy Things

Holy shiv, I just mixed a little rum with some no sugar added vanilla ice cream. It was like the hand of some deity coming down and blessing me with rum goodness. And, no, it wasn’t a lot of rum. I’m just a goofball. So, yeah, I realized I slammed some bitch down on Thursday …

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I Drank My Glass of Bitch

Hold on to your hats, Cats and Kittens, I drank my glass of bitch this morning and I’ve decided to go off on a few things. I am really growing to hate the CNN. The CNN itself is okay. I don’t trust most media sources, and the CNN does that obnoxious thing of taking something …

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Stage Fright

Neil Gaimon

The other day on Facebook, Neil Gaiman wrote a status about getting over his stage fright and getting back into his characters. It stuck with me. He is absolutely correct. The fear, self-doubt, and anxiety I feel every time I open whatever story I’m working on is exactly that, stage fright. If I’m really into …

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