This morning at about 2 am, I posted the last blog making fun of a reaction I had to something last night. I used a lot of hyperbole to highlight what I thought was so funny about it. My incredibly intelligent friend Amy (T) posted this comment in response: “Every woman on earth knows the …
Category: Batshit
May 11
I Can Never Unsend That
The PMS Shame Spiral Every woman on earth knows the PMS Shame Spiral. We overreact or otherwise behave badly while we are pmsing, and, before we know it we are sucked into a vortex of crazy. We jump from one reaction to another knowing full well the entire time we are behaving irrationally, because our …
May 08
All Quiet
Tonight was my night with the second love of my life (my first love was, and always will be, Tom Selleck) Tina’s son. I’m babysitting in other words. I love my babies. I am a fantastic Tia, but I can never be as good as their moms. Right now Caius is in a stained up …
May 05
Why The Simple Things Aren’t
Where the Wild Things Are is on ABC Family right now. I need to own that movie. I’ve thought so since I saw it in the theaters. Aside from having an amazing sound track by one of my favorite female singers (Karen O from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs), it is one of the most emotionally …
May 03
Cracked.com, You Did It Again
Okay, I have a reason for not posting Tuesday, a really good reason actually. I had a strange and short bout of food poisoning Monday night and early Tuesday. At one point on Monday night, I was leaning on the bathroom wall crying and falling asleep. Sexy, I know. So I was asleep almost all …
Apr 28
Is It Supposed To Do That?
So this is going to be a kinda short crappy post. I have important shit to do, you guys, important shit. Actually, I thought today’s post might slide, and it would have, if my freaking nail polish hadn’t have peeled all off and forced me to re-polish them at the last minute. That is how …
Apr 26
Juice Bags
Again, I begin by bowing to my duties as the crazy corgi blogger: Life continues to be crazy, but I am back to being a happy goofball. Writing on Tuesday helped me. My father is having eye surgery today. It is one of those ‘pfft no biggy’ things, but even those can be a big …
Apr 24
This is a Weird One Cats and Kittens (Oh, I also drop a lot of F-bombs)
First: One of the two things I am known for but have been neglecting lately I think I got this from a site called OCD: Obsessive Corgi Disorder The stress that has invaded my life for the past two months is starting to ebb. It really does feel like a tide that comes in slowly, …
Apr 21
Adventures in…. Hair Dye
I have no idea what to write today. I did stuff today. It was different stuff than I normally do. Now I am dyeing my hair some strange amalgamation of colors in my medicine cabinets. It should be red. If it is terrible, I will fix it tomorrow. These are those times when I debate …
Apr 19
What The Hell Guys?!?
It is like you guys are trying to make me have a real life. I know I said I was going to write about the rest of my crazy weekend I will, but today this is what I want to write about. So yesterday I didn’t put on pants until after 1 pm. I sent …
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