Warning: Probably contains a lot of stories about WoW and super wal-mart
Feb 14
First order of business today: Valentine’s Day. I think most people are expecting me to be depressed or grumpy like I have been in past years. Nope, I am thankful. Last year, I had a boyfriend and Valentine’s Day sucked worse than when I was single. If I can’t be with a man who cares …
Feb 11
In general, I have really vivid dreams that play out like movies, or well-made video games. Most mornings I remember them and slap myself on the forehead for being such a weirdo in my mind. Sometimes they are fantastic and kind of cool, like the dream where I got sent to the future with a …
Feb 09
The weather outside sucks. It is cold, bleak, and just nasty. I have a headache. I have spent my day being whined to, growled at, and almost bitten. I want to binge eat chocolate and nap. I was walking into the super wal-mart trying to keep myself in a decent mood because a wal-mart trip …
Feb 07
I don’t think this will be the entirety of my blog today but I needed to write this down right now. I already have had two funny things pop into my head and, after telling myself to be sure to remember them, I promptly forgot them. Instead of making a post-it note like a normal …
Feb 04
Tina did a rocking photo shoot today, and then her little brother made us blue fin tuna steaks and sangria. Life is fucking good. We came up with a new drinking game called “Never Google” Someone starts the game by saying “Never Google…” and if you have Googled it then you have to drink. I …
Feb 02
I realized today I am about half done with my second draft of my book. I also realized that I have a niece coming on April 2nd. I want to have my second draft done before my sister is done brewing my new baby. So, I am going to try to work really hard for …
Jan 31
So, last night I OD’ed on caffeine. I might not bring it up except that I blogged in the middle of it AND sent The Bloggess direct messages (I told her she is the David Bowie of blogging). Social media is awesome because it means you can send your idol really insane messages while whacked …
Jan 30
I found way to eat yogurt in a manner that displays annoyance. I fucking win at life. Until two minutes ago I was angrily scooping Great Value Light Nonfat Orange Creme pie yogurt into my mouth and crunching the crushed vanilla wafers in a forceful manner then scraping the sides of the little plastic container …
Jan 28
That word does not mean what you think it means. I would never write about that here, my sister reads this sometimes!!! Perv. (Twitter, on the other hand, is a different story.) January has been a slacker month for my writing. I was diseased for the first part of it and then my uterus tried …
Jan 24
I want some fucking chocolate. That’s right. Chocolate. So I am drinking wine. Fuzzy baby wookiee puppy I don’t really have anything to say. Well, nothing coherent, interesting, or even remotely blogworthy. How is this different from most blog days? Because I included a picture of the cutest puppy ever. I should probably keep writing …
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